This is why modding is bad/Worst day of this kid's life

Sucks to be this guy.

Court awards $16.5m in 'Hold Your Wee for a Wii' radio stunt death

I have no words...

Who Needs a Real DJ?

I wonder if this guy will fly out for my party on Friday night...

Edit: Sadly this link is now dead, but it was a guy saying he would "DJ" a real party using DJ Hero. All he wanted was $40 and a chicken dinner for 5 hours of work. He would bring his own gear. Xbox 360, DJ Hero and a TV. Wow...

Random

I was reading through an old band blog and found this post I had created. I felt it would be good to share this because....wtf

Forrest Gump = Angel of death

I mean think about it, everybody that guy comes in contact with either gets seriously messed up or extremely dead. Lets start out with dear old Lt Dan, yup im pretty sure that he loses his legs, and becomes a crazy shrimp boat captain. Bubba, yup im pretty sure that he ends up dead.....sure some can say that Forrest "saves" him, but you dont see him commandering a shrimp boat of the crazy style now do we. Famous presidents, first there was JFK and think we all know what happened to him. Then there is good ol president Nixon and I think we know that not only did Forrest call the cops on his little scandal at the watergate cause he couldnt sleep but Nixon also ended up dead as a......well something that is dead. Famous musicians? How bout Elvis? the good ol king? He basically went all nuts and ended up dead too. Lets see who else am I forgetting? Jenny, the love of his life?.....yup you guessed it, dead. His dear old mother? Im pretty sure she died as well. The morale of the story is, if you see Forrest a comin, you best be a runnin

Does Swine Flue Turn You Into a Pig? This and all your most pressing questions answered within.

I've met some pretty smart people in my time. I went to a pretty good school, studied some pretty difficult subjects, and been posed some pretty difficult questions. It befuddles me that of the people I've met so many are vehemently opposed to vaccination.

This is topic is heavier than what I generally think about on a day to day basis (sports, TV, boobs, TV, boobs, etc.) but I think it's worth discussing. Wired.com has a great section right now about vaccination and the ignorant, uninformed celebrities posing as experts. For instance, one of the most outspoken voices on the subject is Jenny McCarthy, whose child has autism. McCarthy, and others like her, have blamed a certain chemical in the vaccination perservatives for causing a spike in autism. The claims have been studied by the CDC and apparently refuted, but to no avail against the masses of fear mongers.

I get the flu vaccine every year and while it may be proven at some point down the road that we are creating some sort of super virus that is imprevious to all but a vaccine made of pure Kryptonite, at this point there's no proof and I'd personally like to stay healthy during the winter. That way I can watch more TV and, God help me, more boobs.

Movie that is far from Expendable

I intended my first post here to be something slightly more serious than this, but upon realizing the trailer has been released, I don't think I can afford to wait until I make a real post to discuss this with you all:

Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Steve Austin, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. If those names don't sound like a match made in heaven, I don't know what will. I think my head explodes when I think about a movie staring the first 5 names, features at least cameos by the latter 2, and written and directed by Rocky himself.

Imagine if you will that The Terminator and Rambo (any, if not all versions) were real people and could reproduce. (Or better yet, if you could put the VHS of one and DVD of the other into a multifunction player and hit REC to make your own movie.) Their offspring would be this movie, and would also qualify for a TLC show called "I didn't know I was pregnant with septupletes who are also action heroes." (Last Action Heroes maybe?) The idea that a movie of this nature could even come out is what is both right and wrong with America today. Get ready for a mind blower people...(have 911 on speed-dial in case you really do have a brain aneurysm)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhHL3lhBn5A