I was reading through an old band blog and found this post I had created. I felt it would be good to share this because....wtf
Forrest Gump = Angel of death
I mean think about it, everybody that guy comes in contact with either gets seriously messed up or extremely dead. Lets start out with dear old Lt Dan, yup im pretty sure that he loses his legs, and becomes a crazy shrimp boat captain. Bubba, yup im pretty sure that he ends up dead.....sure some can say that Forrest "saves" him, but you dont see him commandering a shrimp boat of the crazy style now do we. Famous presidents, first there was JFK and think we all know what happened to him. Then there is good ol president Nixon and I think we know that not only did Forrest call the cops on his little scandal at the watergate cause he couldnt sleep but Nixon also ended up dead as a......well something that is dead. Famous musicians? How bout Elvis? the good ol king? He basically went all nuts and ended up dead too. Lets see who else am I forgetting? Jenny, the love of his life?.....yup you guessed it, dead. His dear old mother? Im pretty sure she died as well. The morale of the story is, if you see Forrest a comin, you best be a runnin
Maybe you need to expand this theory to the actor of Tom Hanks.
ReplyDeleteCast Away? What happen to the pilots of the plane and perhaps animals in the packages? Grim Reaper. Plenty of people survived the crash in Lost.
Sleepless in Seattle? Maybe he is sleepless because he is already dead.
Saving Private Ryan? Perfect evidence.
Apollo 13? They should have died. Its just that NASA > Tom Hanks.
You've Got Mail? AOL is basically dead and they have Tommy to thank for that.
Splash? Mermaids that grow feet are not real. Except Ariel. She is real. In other words, mermaids are now extinct because of Tom Hanks.
And last but not least: Big? How many people do you think died during the dancing on the piano scene? My guess is 5 plus or minus 5.
Haha genius!
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