Monday, October 12, 2009

Uncharted 2 + How to fix Indiana Jones 4: Crystal Skull

Uncharted 2 comes out tomorrow which is a game that I am very excited for. The first game had a great story-line, one that was much better than the last Indy adventure. This got me thinking of the eight (or however many I come up with) steps to fix that debacle.

1) No prairie dogs
2) No "I like Ike" quote
3) No surviving a nuclear bomb in a fridge (I would let this pass if it wasn't tossed in the air and crashed into a truck)
4) No Indy's son and more Marion: Marion was badass in Raiders and she was pointless in this film.
5) Part of getting rid of Indy's son: No using of a snake to get Dr Jones out of a sandpit, no swinging from an endless supply of vines with a monkey army, no hair combing
6) No gigantic piranha ants
7) Have the raft go over ONE not three waterfalls
8) No backstab/secret agent/backstab friend of Jones

OR they could just copy either the story from Uncharted or Uncharted 2 and be all set

1 comment:

  1. Basically. I would believe that more than surviving a fridge flight

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