Movie that is far from Expendable

I intended my first post here to be something slightly more serious than this, but upon realizing the trailer has been released, I don't think I can afford to wait until I make a real post to discuss this with you all:

Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Steve Austin, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. If those names don't sound like a match made in heaven, I don't know what will. I think my head explodes when I think about a movie staring the first 5 names, features at least cameos by the latter 2, and written and directed by Rocky himself.

Imagine if you will that The Terminator and Rambo (any, if not all versions) were real people and could reproduce. (Or better yet, if you could put the VHS of one and DVD of the other into a multifunction player and hit REC to make your own movie.) Their offspring would be this movie, and would also qualify for a TLC show called "I didn't know I was pregnant with septupletes who are also action heroes." (Last Action Heroes maybe?) The idea that a movie of this nature could even come out is what is both right and wrong with America today. Get ready for a mind blower people...(have 911 on speed-dial in case you really do have a brain aneurysm)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhHL3lhBn5A